Very shortly it will be 2010, back in the late seventies this milestone was a future filled with hover cars and anatomically correct cybernetic butlers ready to do your bidding; while you lounged amongst minimalistic surroundings on chairs made from recycled space shuttles and pondered the meaning of your universal existence.  Money was a thing of the past, since the reality of replicators had been discovered and the “hole in the ozone layer” patched up using nanobots and three million metres of yarn shorn from a new species of genetically engineered sheep.  At least that’s how it would have been in my mind.

So it has begun, once again the one weekend 80% of all UK males look forward to and 100% of UK women hate. Yes its the start of the football season and my god what a start it was.

Fresh from a £100 million Transfer spree Manchester City started with a 2-0 win over Blackburn. Adebayor started to repay his £25 million fee with a goal after just 3 minutes. However desptie the money spent by manager Mark Hughes it was left to home grown Steven Ireland to wrap up the win for City.

Elsewhere all eyes were on the opening match as Carlo Anchelotti started his life in the Priemier league with Chelsea at home to Hull. After the horrific 2nd half to last season Hull know this year they are up against it in their bid for survival. Chelsea started brightly with Drogba looking in Ominous form but it was Hull who had the cheek to take the lead through the much loved Steven Hunt (Irony ;) ). Chelsea hit back quickly through a Drogba freekick but it wasnt untill the 92nd minute that they scored again. Drogba played a one two with Deco and went for a cross, but it ended up in the back of the net, looked amazing but he admitted he didnt mean it in an interview afterwards (Stupid man, it was a goal of the month candidate).

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